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June 24, 2009

John did another parody. This time, he turned "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" into a song about child molestation. Also, THE FORUMS ARE BACK UP!

June 21, 2009

Updated: The interview is included in that download. You can listen to that at 129 minutes into the show.

Here's the mp3 of the podcast that I cohosted with the guys from "The Awful Show". I was pretty quiet in the first of the show, but as I got more comfortable, I talked more. When they get the interview with me posted, I'll give you guys the link to that.

June 19, 2009

Brand new video is up. You can see that fucker here.

June 24, 2009 "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" Parody by John Cheese

So we're sitting around the meeting table the other day, talking about John's new interest in doing music parodies (which John still insists is his "cover" of the songs), and John insists that he can not only recreate the song "Every Rose has its Thorn," but he could do it better than the band had originally recorded it. Warning: He turned it into a song about child molestation.


June 19, 2009 "1 2 3 4" Parody by John Cheese

John has made it his personal mission to fuck with The Plain White T's until the end of time. What's worse is that the band makes it so easy for him to do. So I'm sending this message out to The Plain White T's... please stop it. Please stop giving him fuel for his rage. We'll all be better people for it. Here's the video, regardless.


June 14, 2009 "How to Make Chicken and Noodles from Scratch" by Racist Ed

If this thing doesn't get taken down from YouTube, I'll be so surprised. Why I allowed John to hire anyone whose real legal name contains the word "Racist," I'll never know. I don't know why I even try anymore. Here's the stupid fucking video. Choke on it.


May 16, 2009 "Free Porn Site Review: Dump.com" by John Cheese

So, I've been visiting this website for a couple of years with no problem whatsoever. Then, I decided to review it for Juvenile Comedy. I got everything the way I wanted it, formatted the article, and uploaded it. Then, 30 seconds after the article was posted, Dump.com sold their fucking site. It's now some gay picture site that has nothing to do with porn. I'm posting the review anyway.

February 14 , 2009 "John Got a Girlfriend" by John Cheese

I asked John to do a Valentine's Day update, and this is what he gave me. Now, keep in mind that I know John personally, so believe me when I tell you that roughly half of this story is made up. You honestly do not want to know which half isn't. Read his incredibly retarded story by clicking these words.


June 18 , 2008 "10 Celebrity Sex Videos Nobody Wanted to See" by John Cheese

John watches a lot of porn. And I mean a LOT of porn. When I told him to write about something he knows, it was only natural that he do this article. God bless him for watching every second of every one of these videos so that we the reader may be informed.


May 2 , 2008 "Fucking with 419 Scammers" by John Cheese

Some of you may have read the original 419 article by John a couple of years back. Well, he's done another one, and this time, the comedy minds at Cracked.com thought it was funny enough to give him and the article a guest spot on their site. While you're over there, please take a second to digg that badboy.


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"Humor of Old" by John Cheese

John takes a look back at the comic strips that used to make our grandparents laugh, and just as we all suspected, their lives and society were filled with child molestation, torture, racism, murder, and an astonishing amount of drug use - none of which are funny. If you read this article and laugh, there is something wrong with you.

"13 Things You Should Avoid on a First Date" by Linux Fan
Linux Fan, one of my favorite alltime internet comedy writers, makes his JuvenileComedy.com debut with a help column that is sure to improve your social skills. The man is wise beyond his years. Read his sage-like advice here.

 

"The Discerning Gentleman's Guide to Gangbang Etiquette" by Cowboy Detective
Cowboy Detective chimes in this week with something we could all use a little help with. Our manners. Or at least that's what I asked him to write about. Instead, he emailed me one of the dirtiest, filthiest, most disgusting articles I've ever read. Please don't read this at school or work. Or anywhere, ever.

 

"How-To get Things (for Youtube and Digg Users)" by Mortal Wombat
Mortal Wombat is a teacher by nature, and if you frequent either Digg.com or Youtube.com, this is the article for you. Pull up a chair, get a friend to read the text to you, and prepare to be a better person! Then, head over to Digg.com and try out your newfound skills by commenting on this article!

 

"Hey There Delilah" [Video] by John Cheese
I'm afraid all of our writers were busy this week, and nobody had time to turn in an article. But that's the price I have to pay for having unpaid staff with countless real life responsibilities. Fortunately for us, John has none of those. Regardless of how vulgar this video is, it's still better than the original.

 

"Episode IV as it Should have Been" [Flash Presentation] by John Cheese

Please don't sue us. This is just a parody. Though, honestly, if you did sue us, I wouldn't really blame you. In fact, if you got so offended that your only reaction was to fire-bomb John's house, I wouldn't blame you for that, either. In all seriousness, though, if you're not old enough to watch a rated "R" movie, you shouldn't... well, you shouldn't even be at this site in the first place.

"Episode V as it Should have Been" [Flash Presentation] by John Cheese

John took one of his alltime favorite movies, took over 800 screenshots of it, spent days resizing and cropping those shots, spent a few more days constructing a Flash presentation with them... and corrupted Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back into the most vulgar, racist, vile, obscene collection of filth I've ever seen outside of a "XXX" style article.

"Hitler Stole My Belt" by John Cheese

This is the article that John's fans rave about. When I say "rave about," I don't mean that they say nice things about the writing. I mean they get together with clothes made out of chains, take drugs that make them have sex with strangers, and do interpretive dances to thumping techno music, telling the story of Hitler's theft of John's belt with their chemically enhanced gyrations.

"Star Wars: Attack of the Clones DVD Review" by John Cheese

There are a couple of problems with John writing movie reviews. 1.) John doesn't go to the movies. He waits for it to come out on DVD so he can just borrow it from a friend to avoid paying for it. 2.) John doesn't actually watch the movie. Not in the traditional sense, wherein a movie goer pays attention to the plot and listens to the dialogue and understands/enjoys the story. 3.) John is batshit insane.

"Teaching David Wong" by John Cheese

John's best friend is David Wong, owner and comedy mastermind behind Pointless Waste of Time. For years, Cheese tried to convince Dave to learn the game of Magic: The Gathering, but Wong, being a normal thinking human with an actual female companion, always rejected the idea. This article shows exactly why he should have stayed in that state of mind.

"Inside the Mind of a Criminal" by John Cheese

In the summer of 2001, John was arrested and sent to jail for exactly one hour because there was a mixup in the mail, and his notice to appear in court for a minor traffic charge was sent to another address. However, in true John Cheese fashion, he was able to write a 3200-word string of lies about the incident that wound up being one of the most remembered and loved articles amongst his fans.

 

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